I regret to inform you Elon Musk has made a 6 minute AI video of himself as a superhero and it’s the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.
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@GossiTheDog the man doesn't have self respect at all eh
@GossiTheDog Jeeees, what a grinch in an armor!
@GossiTheDog starting a rocket in a residential area seems very authentic and on brand.
@GossiTheDog at least a good few of the clips he's a criminal.
@GossiTheDog I doubted you Kevin, surely no one is that far gone. Off to xcancel to see with my own eyes and…
Oh my god
So much armour 😳
@GossiTheDog Tiny dick energy.
@GossiTheDog I made it through 40 seconds, and the second-hand embarrassment was overwhelming.
@GossiTheDog If he wants to wear full plate armor in a rowing boat on a choppy sea, who am I to stand in his way? 🤣
(Soo many D&D characters must die this way...)
@GossiTheDog Can he please just fuck off to Mars already
@GossiTheDog Seems like he needs an exo-skeleton or a coat to cover something….
@GossiTheDog This is a diagnosis.
@GossiTheDog beruhigend zu sehen, dass er vor sich selbst so wenig Respekt hat wie ich vor ihm
@GossiTheDog yup. Still a loser.
@GossiTheDog would love to see it with his actual pre-gender affirming surgery pudgy no-chin balding head pudgy appearance
@GossiTheDog I'd have to claw out my eyes. No thank you. 🤮
@GossiTheDog He then masturbates over it 🙄
@GossiTheDog remember when Ken thought Patriarchy was about horses?
@GossiTheDog Pre-musk I never even considered the possibility that someone with unlimited resources and some sort of personality disorder could actually fail at being a bond villain; it just seemed like the sort of thing where the gate was kept mostly by the resource requirements.
Post-musk I understand that, somehow, there are actually some fairly profound failure conditions.
I couldn't watch the whole thing. I was already nauseous.
Can nazi-salute freak make one about his demise, the ending of a neonazi fascist like hitler and Mussolini? Someone might actually watch that
Can nazi-salute freak make one about the ending of a neonazi Fascist like hitler and mussolini? Someone might actually watch that
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"No it isn't Barney singing this song. (That would be really lame.)"
Remember: Nothing, and everything, is possimpible.
@GossiTheDog well that's enough of that for a lifetime
His Russian bots are going to have a field day.
@GossiTheDog so cringe! im crine! 😭
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social even I don't believe he created that, and I loathe him
@GossiTheDog elon musk stapled his butt hair to his forehead. Just looking at him is the cringiest thing ever. No matter when or what he's doing.
@GossiTheDog I hope he takes off his visor when he gets to Mars.
What in the incel-narcististic- delusional hell did i just watch?
This is so cringe, that my eyes tryed to devolve out if their sockets back into stem- cells.
@GossiTheDog my cringes are cringing
@GossiTheDog patriarchy REALLY IS men and horses!
@GossiTheDog lol strong barbie vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMBpdXMgTFU
@GossiTheDog Easy to defuse the fantasy, thankfully.
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... Whoa.
Like... About half of us have been a nine-year-old boy before but... We... Whew... We learned this type of personal ideation and hero-framing of our own ego is _part_ of our personal development and... Fuck... You outgrow that... Or... Well-adjusted folks do.
What the fuck is it about having billions of dollars that turns off the ability to _see_ other people?
Ego fantasies aren't _weird_. Sharing them as a fifty-five year old adult... That's fuckin' weird.
@GossiTheDog yeah uh...I downloaded a copy. this needed to be preserved for posterity. it's so awful and it just seems to go on forever
@GossiTheDog When Elon smokes a cigarette, he only exhales through his eyes.
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In this screenshot he reminds me of Osgood Fielding III in Some Like It Hot...
@GossiTheDog AI captures Elon, high as balls on Ketamine, rambling into his phone.
@GossiTheDog me me me me ffs
@GossiTheDog I don’t think that is superhero. He is ignoring the city being flooded and smiling. I would say that is more likely supervillian behaviour.
@GossiTheDog ai failed to inform him this doesn’t get him friends nor does it make him likeable
he’s such a fucking loser
@GossiTheDog That is one way to express that he is a divorced absent dad.
@GossiTheDog it seems, he really has to compensate his 7 cm
@GossiTheDog lol, the way it just... keeps going... with the same slop.
@GossiTheDog the most wealthy man on the planet is somehow also one of the biggest losers on the planet. He could literally do anything, or go anywhere and yet he chooses to be terminally online in the cringiest of ways.
@GossiTheDog That’s the equivalent of a MySpace page full of stolen GIFs and tasteless music from the late 90s.
Binface does it better.
@GossiTheDog my body doesn't have enough skin that can crawl 😱
@GossiTheDog the man aint sure if he wants to be Michael Jackson, Koji Igarashi, Ozymandias or a House of Dragon extra
@GossiTheDog
He's such a poor soul.
@GossiTheDog As we all should, I see a villain.
@GossiTheDog Oh that explains the latest Midnight Pals. https://sfba.social/@bitterkarella/117095546138166369
@GossiTheDog the fact that he's not mortified with embarrassment by this says a lot about his particular psychosis.
@GossiTheDog What a willfully unnecessary waste of processing power. There is no need to use AI for that. Any video of that man is already the cringiest shit anyone has ever seen.
Luckily, the video doesn't work for me. Phew.
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