Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”
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https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
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Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”
💀
https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
@GossiTheDog I heard the new term is Cuck Coding. Because all they do is sit there and watch
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Game launchers are a plague. If I installed the game on my computer, why can't it launch itself like any other programs and why does it have to go through a middleman full of slop?
@GossiTheDog building a website wrapper plus exec(“game.exe”) is “hard”?
@GossiTheDog so, they admit this is literally skill issue
If programming is that hard for you guys, maybe hire people who know how to do it?
@GossiTheDog I've been using the Heroic Launcher for a while now to access games from Epic since I game from a Linux system. To my knowledge they don't use AI in their code pipelines at all, and the launcher is completely open source. So for folks who maybe gave Epic their money once upon a time and want to continue to play said game without an AI monstrosity as a gateway, I can say that my experience with Heroic has been pretty excellent.
@GossiTheDog Fucking skill issue. If you're a programmer who can't program then you're just a loser.
@GossiTheDog launcher is just a start. they're reportedly developing an entire vibe-coded videogame https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-12/epic-games-delays-disney-project-asks-developers-to-use-more-ai?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc5MTgyOTQ5NCwiZXhwIjoxNzkyNDM0Mjk0LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUTVQ0SDVSS1YyVEQwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiJCMUVBQkI5NjQ2QUM0REZFQTJBRkI4MjI1MzgyQTJFQSJ9.rC824FbXuutjticK4TKijZtWW-ewDWvg6AIoVnPo5IA
@GossiTheDog "Programming is so hard"
Like what the heck are they even saying, people have been coding for all this tims
@GossiTheDog Great! More reasons not to give Epic my money.
Fun side quest if anybody wants to join me - check out Epic Games Launcher for security vulnerabilities.
The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog and I thought their current launcher was bad... 😅
BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog it would be fascinating to tease out the precise nature of the mutually parasitical relationship between Twitter and BlueSky
@GossiTheDog At first I read that as "shite builder" and I think that's more realistic.
@GossiTheDog Top 8? From, like, 20 years ago?
@GossiTheDog oh they did it on bsky too, maybe that was a bit later
@GossiTheDog maybe someone can talk Attie into vibe-coding a web shell into BlueSky infra if having it make an infostealer or crypto miner gets boring.
Cool. Maybe I'll make a site that tracks climate change.
We live in the most depressing timeline.
@GossiTheDog Hey, but it's 0.06 seconds faster than Steam to restore from the task bar. Way to go!
@GossiTheDog oh cool they finally cracked one of the fundamental challenges of computing (displaying things on a screen)
@GossiTheDog What the heck?! How did they even manage to do that? This looks like some next-level GUI toolkit breakage!
@GossiTheDog What an unexpected outcome! I'm shocked!
@GossiTheDog haha. Knew it
@GossiTheDog Can't your computer already launch programs anyway? Why is Epic recreating desktop functionality from three decades ago?
@GossiTheDog oh my god, it hurts from laughing so hard.
if a company is going to slop it up and brag about it, at least make ii presentable. lmao fuck.
@GossiTheDog "Thoroughly tested"
@GossiTheDog this is the company that needed a petition to get them to make fixes on Unreal and then made a pretty basic UT that suddenly got better once Q3’s demo was released and some ideas could be copied.
Imo if he didn’t push his engine on everyone the company wouldn’t exist. That’s why he wants to be able to push his crap store on everyone. Lock in is their only means of survival.
@GossiTheDog What was wrong with the old launcher? It still seems good to me.