@GossiTheDog Project Dawn should be a wake-up call....

@GossiTheDog "lol j/k. I mean, you're still gonna lose your job. Just not yet."

@GossiTheDog

... is it safe to assume that they were using AI to "assist" with email?

@GossiTheDog "Changes like this are hard on everyone," Aubrey wrote in the email… except for the in the executive suite who will mysteriously not be replaced by #AI.

#Amazon

@GossiTheDog woof

i wonder if she had the ai determine who to send it to 🤔

@GossiTheDog Since when is Reuters paywalled?

And why, Reuters, would I make an account for a site that hits me with a Trump video that is difficult to turn off or close at the same time I get the "you can't read our shit without an account" popup. Jesus, have some fucking pride.

@GossiTheDog did their AI assiatant misunderstand the assignment and send the email too soon?

@GossiTheDog oop

@GossiTheDog lol, "The Singularity is upon us!"

Utter clown show.

@GossiTheDog Replace Him with ai.

@GossiTheDog and today it’s official

https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/amazon-cuts-16000-jobs-globally-broader-restructuring-2026-01-28/

@GossiTheDog Can you imagine the reaction if they’d done this in France?

@GossiTheDog this works out, more people for the resistance

@GossiTheDog had a boss who had me yank a layoff email that went to employee prematurely. Problem solved there right?

Nah the dude liked to print emails too and printed this one. Accidentally sent the print job to her printer and didn't realize it.

@GossiTheDog Alexa, draft an email to sack 30,000 staff.

OK, I have sent that email to all staff.

@GossiTheDog Ahhh... the "recall" function - or should otherwise be rebranded as the Streisand Button.